Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package

Description

First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song Dick in a Box. Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube.

• Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
• Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
• Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 – 7 in. tall and under one pound
• Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell